My morning routine is literally this:
THE FUCK IS THAT NOISE?! Oh my alarm. Where the coffee at? Cig time. SMOKE IN EYE SMOKE IN EYE! Where the fuck is my hair brush? WHERE ARE ALL MY CLOTHES? This will have to do. Slap make up. Oh that’s cool I wanted eyeliner all over my face. Meh. As good as it’s going to get. *leaves for work*
Single and ready to reply with sarcastic remarks to any form of affection because that’s the only way I know how to mingle
Don’t you think I want to care?
Don’t you think I would give anything to care,
To have a feeling, to be happy, sad, angry, anything?
I can’t feel anything
Do you know what that’s like?
It’s like not being able to taste.
It’s like remembering what food is like.
Like you can smell…
isn’t it weird that you can have friends but also have no friends at the same time
I really, really hate people.
You finger yourself??? Disgusting. Those fingers should be turning pages of the holy bible
gotta get em wet before you turn the pages tho
this is going to be the text post that sends me straight to hell isnt it
wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying